I have not had the chance to see real giraffes yet, but I am sure they behave like Matt West has witnessed while taking this photograph:
Photo by Matt West, August 2008.
Matt describes the hilarious mating ritual of the Tangonian Giraffe as follows: "Peculiar to this one region of Boogieland, the complicated courtship starts with drinks at the local watering hole followed by a light meal at a refek tree. Next, the pair dance the evening away and, if all goes well, they head off into the bush together for the night."
I am not quite sure what the refek tree is and how to cook it properly, but I want to have some!!!